Celebrating An Event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

A Baby turkey

Q: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
A: Because he was a little gobbler!

New Dog Breed

Q: A: Did you here about the new breed of dog?
A: It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie. First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.