Party Duck

Q: What kind of ducks are popular on New Year’s Eve?
A: 'Firequackers.'

Cockroach Killing

My wife is too afraid of cockroaches. One fine day, I heard a scream from my wife. She saw a cockroach and was screaming. I asked her to take the killing spray and to spray it on the cockroach. She took the spray and turned to me and said, "This spray is only to kill mosquitos, and how can it work for the cockroach?" I said to her, "Don't show the label to the cockroach."

Magic Dog

Q: What do you call a dog that's also a magician?
A: A labracadabrador !