Alcohol Jokes - Beer Jokes

Al's Beer Ordering

Joe walks into a bar. Joe's friend, Al, sits down next to him. Joe tells the bartender, "I'll take a large beer." The bartender says, "Do you want dry beer with no aftertaste, or brewed beer with aftertaste?" Joe thinks about this for a minute. "Ah, give me the brewed." So the bartender gives it to him and he chugs it. "No, no," says Al, "Think manly! I'll have a dry beer." The bartender goes to fix it. "Why the dry?" Joe asks. "Well," says Al, "that way you can have one sip, and since it has no aftertaste, you can keep on drinking and forget you just had one!"

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Redneck Bottle Opener

You might be a redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
Anonymous

Insect Falls Into a Beer

An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws away the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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