Women Drinking Beer on the Beach

Q: Why don't women like to drink beer on the beach?
A: They don't like getting sand in their Busch.

Too Many Beers

So I said "Hey man, that's my beer." Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many beers.

Old Homebrewers

Old homebreweres never die, they just ferment away