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If Men Ruled The World - Drinking
- Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
- Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
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Men Planning for the Future
Q: How does a man plan for the future?
A: He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Insulting at Christmas
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Refuse to give any guests a drink, on the grounds that it's for their own good not to drink and drive. Have plenty of soft drinks to offer them though. Then pour yourself a large Scotch, on the grounds that you aren't going anywhere and don't have to worry.
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