Kiel's Jokes

Product Failure

Baby wipes are useless. I've used a full packet on my girlfriend and she's still pregnant.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Playground Fun

I love taking the kids to the park. The laughter. The joy. The shouts of "Higher! Push me higher!" and their shouts of "Dad, when's it my turn on the swing?"

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Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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