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Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Fucking idiot, "Halfway" starts with an "H"
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Can You Hear Me Now
Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.
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Hello
If you held a seance to contact a mime, how would you know if it had worked or not?
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