Kiel's Jokes

Detective Agent

Q: What detective would make the best real estate agent?
A: Sherlock Holmes

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Written By: KielPhillips

Round and Round

My friend wanted his wife to lick his anus.
She wasn't sure at first, but after a couple of attempts she's now rimming with confidence.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Energizer Bunny

While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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