Kiel's Jokes

Presto

Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.

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Unlucky

Saw a sign in a shop window that said "Big Sale. Last Week"
Just my luck, missed it.

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Deep Color

Q: What happened when Tyrone fell into a vat of coloring?
A: Ty died.

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