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Elton John - Wind
David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
(Boy Bands)
, Sex Jokes
(Gay Jokes)
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Shave
My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"
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Funny Thoughts
, One-Liner Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Marriage Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Old Chatter
You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.
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Dark Humor Jokes
(Corpse Jokes)
, Old Age Jokes
(Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips
