Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Three Cows

Q What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Yo Mama.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Titanic

Yo mama is so fat she uses the Titanic as a bath toy!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Seen at Street Corner

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Anonymous
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