Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

Retired Professors' Vacation

Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Psychiatrist Greeting

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: ''You are fine, how am I?''

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Riddles
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Throw Yourself Into Work

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.

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