Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

Psychiatrist Light Bulbs

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Refrigerator Husband

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass." "But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps with his mouth open, and he stores all of our beer."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

I'm A Nit

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Doctor: Will you get out of my hair!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
Anonymous
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