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To Be a Politician

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to acquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

Light Bulb - Senator

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

Four Asses

Q:  What has four asses?

A:  Eight half assed politicians.

Monica's Cheeks

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?

A: She's withholding evidence.

Side Job

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"