Lying to a Politician

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure you could!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

Cannibals and Politicians

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Broiled Missionary: $25.00, Fried Explorer: $35.00, Baked Politician: $100.00. The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"

Politics

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. Robert Louis Stevenson