Mentally Disabled in a Suit

Q: What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit?
A: Mr. President.

Good Politician

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

A Surgeon, an Architect and a Politician

A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Maybe," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." "Sure now," interrupted the politician, "but somebody created the chaos first."