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Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes
Congressional Holdup
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and yelled, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You can't do this to me, I'm a United States Congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"
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Politician and Screwdriver
Q: What's the difference between a politician and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, while politicians screw interns.
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Politicians and Diapers
Q: Why are politicians like diapers?
A: Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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