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Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Q: What is 1 + 2 ?
Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.
Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.
Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.
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President Hillary
Q: Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide to run for office?
A: She'd already been president for 8 years.
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Light Bulb - Kennedy
Q: How many Kennedy's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.
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