Chapters of The DC Intern Tell All

• When You're Asked to Suck At Your Job
• What Really Goes Down In The White House
• How I Blew It In Washington
• Finding the Softer Side of Senators
• Clear and Present Boner
• Breaking the Gag Rule
• Entering D.C.'s Inner Circle
• Secret Services to the President
• Deep Inside the Senate
• All Night Filibusting
• Meeting the Chief of Staff
• Preparing Your Paternity Brief
• The Traditions of Toilet Stall Toe-Tapping
• What Politicians Don't Know About Cell Phone Logs

Clinton Gets Pissed

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was ''The president must go.'' Bill Clinton storms into his office and demanded to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two guards come back in, they told Bill, ''We have some bad news, and we have worse news.'' ''What is the bad news?'' asked Bill.
''Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"

Question: What is 1 + 2?

Q:  What is 1 + 2 ?
Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.
Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.
Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.