Finish The Job

An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn't know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, "All he could say was, 'I'm coming! I'm coming!' and he never finished the job."

Coffee Break

A pastor had a practice of leaving his pulpit for a brief time during the morning service. While one of his staff made the announcements, he went to tell a Bible story to the children in children's church. One new member didn't understand and said to him, "You're the first preacher I ever saw who takes a coffee break during the service."

Bach in a Minuet

A note left for a pianist from his wife "Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet."