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Nail File
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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Pirate at Doctor
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
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Urology Humor
Q: What EKG find is associated with hypospadias?
A: An inverted p-wave.
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Submitted BY: MEG
