Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

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The doctor told me that a six inch pill would cure all my ailments.
I found that hard to swallow.

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

You're Getting Sleepy

Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in the drinker's head. It's a sobering thought.

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Doctor Says Ten

A man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid you're going to die," says the Doctor. The man asks, "How long do I have to live?" "Ten," replies the Doctor. "What the heck does that mean," the man asks. "Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks. What?" The doctor replies "Nine."

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