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Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes
Will It Hurt Doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic- surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: "Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown".
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Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An Acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists
A speck of forensic pathologists
A poke of gynecologists
A vessel of heart surgeons
A clot of hematologists
A nursery of obstetricians
A dose of pharmacists
A pile of proctologists
A G-spot of sex therapists
A stream of urologists
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Doctor Doctor - Three Crabs
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Doctor: Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
Patient: What do you mean "took them out of their shells"?
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