Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Bad Doctor

A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the four letter word the doctor used in surgery." The nurse asked, "What did he say?" "OOPS!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Bad and Worse News

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news."
Man: "Well, give me the really bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, and only 6 months to live."
Man: "And the bad news?"
Doctor: "You have Alzheimer's disease."
Man: "That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Motorcycle Crash

I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist. I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through" A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"?
I said "No, that's my fucking Pizza"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous
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