Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Stinky Woman

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. "Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl. "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible." "Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!"

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Little Prick

I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.

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Anonymous

Little People, Little...

Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."

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