Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Synthetic Vocal

Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.

Submitted BY: Battle4Seattle

Eat Properly

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

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Witch Doctor Dancer

Q: How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
A: "Voodoo like to dance with me?"

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