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Mr. Schneider in Court.
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money". Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Vision
I'm tired of wearing glasses, so if you're an optician, contact me.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Born Ugly
When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.
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