Viewpoints

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Psychiatrist Greeting

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: ''You are fine, how am I?''

Clones on a Roof

Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.