Kidneys for Brains

The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said "Uh, 14?".  "No," the teacher said. The second kid said "3.8"?  "Not quite", the teacher said. Finally the third kid said "That's easy, 4".  "Yes, you all get recess now". On the playground, the kids asked how he knew the answer and he said, "It's all about the Kidneys!" as he pointed to his head.

Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.

Business One-Liners 93

• There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
• Things are more like today than they ever were before.
• Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
• Things get worse under pressure.
• Things go right so they can go wrong.
• Thinking is hard work.
• One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
• This space for rent.