Pulled Over

A cop pulls a man over on the road. He comes up to the side of the car and asks the man to roll down the widow. The man inside says, "Why did you pull me over?" and the cop responds "because you were speeding." and to that the man inside the car responds "Oh good, then your not going to look in the trunk?"

New Gym Membership

I called my bank about a suspicious payment for a gym membership.  Turns out it was just my Wells Fargo banker looking out for me.

Aerospace Engineers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.