Profession Jokes

Definition of Lawyer

Q: What's the definition of lawyer?
A: The larval form of a politician.

Anonymous

NASA Techs to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs three million dollars.

Anonymous

Definition of Proctologist

Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.

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