Additional Business One-Liners

• Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. 
• Enough research will tend to support your theory.
• Entropy has us outnumbered.
• Error is often more earnest than truth. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
• Even if the grass is greener on the other side: they, like you, still have to cut it.
• Even paranoids have enemies.
• Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
• Every solution breeds new problems.
• Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Sick Again

Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole. A confused passerby asks, "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?" The digger leans on his shovel and replies, "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."

Bad News

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. "No hablo ingles."