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Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants".
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Lawyer on a Bike
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
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A Fair Deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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