Profession Jokes

They Used To Be...

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," said the patient with remorse

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Lawyer on a Bike

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

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A Goose, a Duck and a Lawyer

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.

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