Profession Jokes

Low IQ Lawyer

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.

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What Is The Future

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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Patient Swallowed a Pilow

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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