You're a lawyer if

• You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
• The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
• You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
• Your other car is a BMW.
• When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
• When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

Looking Out The Window...

Q: Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon.

Wet Nose

Q: What do a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A: They both have wet noses!