Woman Visits the Gynecologist

A distraught woman goes to her gynecologist. When the doctor asks her what is wrong, she says, "Remember the hormones you gave me? Well, look what happened!" She unbuttons her blouse and reveals her chest, completely covered with hair. The doctor is aghast. He says, "I've never seen anything like this. How far down does it go?" She says, "All the way down to my penis! And that's the other thing we have to talk about!"

Can I Play The Piano?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not," replies the doctor."That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

Nun Passed Bar Exam

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: A sister-in-law.