Profession Jokes

Can I Play The Piano?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not," replies the doctor."That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

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Nun Passed Bar Exam

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: A sister-in-law.

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Lawyer

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

A: Another lawyer.

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