Profession Jokes

Barber Arrested

The local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This really surprised me as I've been a customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

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Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Anonymous

Subtract Ten

There once was a doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

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