Did You Kill the Victim?

Prosecutor:  Did you kill the victim?
Defendant:  No Sir, I did not.
Prosecutor:  Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes Sir, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!

Clear Skin

Q: Why do cops have really clear skin?
A: They're great at popping black heads.

Cross With A Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.