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Football Dirty Talk

  • The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
  • He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
  • It's a game of inches.
  • That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
  • When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
  • He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
  • He found his tight end.
  • He had to stretch to get it in.
  • He gets penetration in the backfield.
  • He could go all the way.
  • He gets it off just in time.
  • He goes deep.
  • He found a hole and slid through.
  • He pounds it in.
  • He's got great hands.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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Self Examination Hotline

Q: What message do you hear when you call the breast self-examination hotline?
A: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now press the other one.

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Press 1 for...) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes)
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Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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