Lady's Hairy Breasts

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming. She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?" The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?" The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"

Fantastic Foreskin

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Football Dirty Talk

• The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
• He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
• It's a game of inches.
• That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
• When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
• He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
• He found his tight end.
• He had to stretch to get it in.
• He gets penetration in the backfield.
• He could go all the way.
• He gets it off just in time.
• He goes deep.
• He found a hole and slid through.
• He pounds it in.
• He's got great hands.