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Scotsman in New York City

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City. It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt. A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt. "No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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The Long Limp Object

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long and kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then, I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Boy or Girl

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you tell?" asks girl baby. "Easy," says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudly pointed downward. "See..... blue booties"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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