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Solo Quest

Q: Why was Han Solo suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
A: It was Luke warm.

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Submitted BY: ariede

Crushing a Man's Ego

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

Categories: Insult Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

Blind Man in the Fish Store

Q: What did the blind man say in front of the fish store?
A: "Hi Ladies"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: cnez22
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