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Growing Manhood

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife coldly, "You ARE planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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A Couple's Skunk

A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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The Bobbitt Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free, doesn't see that little part of me
Many precautions I must take, to keep this part I love to shake
Much attention I must pay, to assure I put the knives away
The mower, chain saw, the hatchet too, why there's no telling what she'd do
To rid me of my manly charm, I must keep it safe, away from harm
So I cross my fingers as I close my eyes, and I cross my legs to avoid surprise!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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