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The Careful Dentist

There's this woman who goes to the dentist.  As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.  
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes...  And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Sword Playing

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!" "Play swords?" asked the other. "How?" "Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords." So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smacking their dicks together playing swords. Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions. "We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums. The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming exhausted. "I'm tired," he said. He bent over saying, "kill me!, kill me!!" 

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Hole in Your Penis

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So oxygen can get to their brains.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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