Word Play Jokes

Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

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Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!

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Sink or Float

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.

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