Word Play Jokes

Pets for Christmas

Q: I asked for pets on my Christmas list but didn't get any
A: Santa said that pets are just a step backwards.

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Knock Knock - Justin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

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Tyson's Football Team

Q: What is Tyson's favorite football team?
A: The Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.

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