Word Play Jokes

Doctor Says Ten

A man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid you're going to die," says the Doctor. The man asks, "How long do I have to live?" "Ten," replies the Doctor. "What the heck does that mean," the man asks. "Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks. What?" The doctor replies "Nine."

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Jock Booty Call - Pass

Hey babe, please don't let this be an incomplete pass. High five!

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Desert Kit

Q: What is the best thing to take into the desert?
A: A thirst aid kit!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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