Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Orbit

Yo mama so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

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Christmas Wine

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts!"

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Rubber Broke

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was soo scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week." "What happened?!" Says her intrigued friend. "I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of it out with dental floss."

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