Word Play Jokes

Cow Tunes

Q: Why did the cow buy a new MP3 player?
A: Because she loves listening to moosic.

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Sleeping With A Ruler

Q: Why did the blonde sleep with a ruler?
A: Because she wanted to see how long she slept.
 

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Single Celled Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.

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