Word Play Jokes

Hardware Store

A woman walks into a hardware store and says, "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

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Truckload of Vibrators

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? 
A: Toys for Twats.

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Kidney Troubles

Since I started dialysis my friends, family and even strangers are having a laugh at my expense
My kidneys are the only thing not taking the piss out of me

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