Word Play Jokes

Beautiful Body

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Anonymous

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Cheating Man

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Anonymous
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