Word Play Jokes

Boot To Ear

Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!

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No Milk

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure!

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Multi-Level Crime

Q: Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks?
A: It's just wrong on so many levels.

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